What are the goblins up to?
- Making rope out of human hair. A coil 1-100' long is already complete.
- Boiling up a pot of mud and gravel stew.
- Singing songs about hidden treasure.
- Playing poker with blank cards. The printing on both sides is visible only to creatures with infravision
- Dancing. At least one goblin will be playing an instrument, probably a fiddle or a concertina.
- Playing tenpins with a skull and some legbones.
- Interrogating a rat tied to a tiny chair. "I'm gonna ask you one last time: Where is the cheese?"
- Building a house of cards with the deck from item 4.
- Discussing the pros and cons of sexual congress with a wide variety of other monsters and races.
- Eating meat pie. The pie might be stirge or it might be pixie. The goblins can't remember what they put in it.
- Debating the crisis of succession that would arise from the untimely demise of the current goblin king.
- Shining shoes of various sizes (kobold to ogre). They all radiate faintly under detect magic but have no known powers.
- Three words: bunny eating contest.
- Reading aloud someone else's love letters, preferably detailed notes to or from one of the PCs.
- Sewing filthy rags into patchwork tunics. If a completed tunic is worn it protects as platemail+1. If the garment is cleaned the magic fades. 1-3 tunics have been completed.
- Drawing obscene grafitti on the dungeon walls. Each goblin has d4 pieces of chalk in various colors.
- Arguing vehemently over the proposition that cannibalism should be kept strictly in the family.
- Strip chess tournament. There's a 1 in 6 chance at least some of the goblins are already in the all-together. Not a sight for the faint of heart.
- Pickling sliced shrieker. 1-20 jars are done.
- Trying on pretty pink dresses.
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