Scan number 1 comes from issue 10 of The Occult Files of Doktor Spektor, published in 1974 by Whitman. Here we have Lakota, Dr. Spektor's Native American secretary/love interest/damsel-in-distress, dressing up for a costume ball. Note her choice of costume: sexy injun squaw.
![The extra creepy part: ol' Doc is totally turned on by Princess Poke-a-hot-ass.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLFAKcYuJBCALGPyLD8pjwvxqHsEResyvSGsoot5l7q1bU-BwhH0823jneu0IR5FXZwwXI92npe74yx-ujQZmCP95JSEHnCEwNy-nQmVHF6JvQYhyphenhyphenLS9Rw2KzpcG8dFCdmIUk5dHmbMQMZ/s400/spektor10.jpg)
Contestant number 2 hails from the ninth issue of Teen Titans Spotlight (copywright 1986, DC Comics). In this issue for no apparent reason Beast Boy goes to the zoo and starts flirting with a lioness.
![I almost fell out of my chair when I reached the point where he changed into a male lion.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk6xDBDJs3BKzfx-4J036N8dlsY0m0hLPgYoUOkHzeZcGLzPTkolD6F2GNtAwdvv2n1-hVDj-xYvCau06Y7DohVcFIxCFWrGeByqYHoWJlmha8ZApnsjJJU9QU_6BAhYDZPNKc2Eus4nBK/s400/teentitansspotlight9.jpg)
Finally, we have Ms. Marvel #7 (1977), wherein we find a picture of Carol Danvers making out with MODOK!
![To be honest, I haven't even read this issue yet. I flipped it open to a random page and got this image. Speculation on what other horrors may lurk within has unnerved me.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhILdRwAMtKiIeKbmypWYUH7NUHY7j0CEDT_35ei0ifPjZemlajKQsoJmVuPRzNkPRl1oLK5tfw1zBzF3kduf84ZvV5IaICbnahM7Y-T1JYdO-4eJYfTWKTe8-r5togiVjS8nicOPrUoNM6/s400/msmarel7.jpg)
So now that I've scarred you all for life, tell me which scan is merely Creepy, which is a bit Creepier, and which one is Creepiest.
P.S. #1: Don't try to tell me the green dude's name is Changeling. He's Beast Boy on the cartoon and that's all that matters to me.
P.S. #2: This issue of Teen Titans Spotlight is the first time I've read a story with Robotman in it. And let me tell you, he is rad to the max. Cliff Steele spends the whole issue acting like Ben Grimm, only he's a robot instead of a rock monster. Is he that awesome all the time?
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